Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Homemade Pontoon Boat Motor Mount

Cupid you're a guebón! The Caracas


Those who have had the misfortune to read to me during these two years and give must have noticed my filthy contradictory nature. They should not be too smart to have noticed! enjoy too much change your mind, always think like my life would be very monotonous and die of boredom ...

ever heard out there that only fools do not change, I think it's a phrase from Winston Churchill's famous . I guess if a guy as cool and bright as Churchill thought like me should not be so wrong in life, after all, I think.
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This historical personalities has always struck me funny. People always do it to throw them in scholarly and important. Let's play to make fun of the false intellectual!

Screen Talk with swear words! I, who work on the web in recent years, I developed a predilection for the term infoxication: supersaturation of information, noise-related interference and can cause discomfort to the user. It sounds so technical pod! Each time I use this word these look at me with wonder and think out loud: this shit is a specialist! 2.0 Issues of vanity ...

Anyway, obviously I'm doing everything possible and impossible to avoid entering the central theme of this entry , exacerbated assume my shyness and I apologize for that. guess the detail, or the problem is that for quite some time I was not interested in serious and probably someone who has lost any practical and / or expertise in the matter. Where did my studies in literature? The labia and such ...

Love, madness and ... Death? Just when
my campaign for celibacy was in full swing, and my life was so stable, so prosperous and so quiet that my humanity was about to collapse from boredom, I met a mockery of fate. I am so arrechera when they tease on my face! Damn!

his mother's pussy is beautiful! Particularly beautiful! And I have no problem to admit that less than two minutes were enough to stay engaged with the color of your eyes and blink his way. however, would be the biggest sin of trite nonsense and unimaginative: how many people have told him that her eyes beautiful? "100? Maybe 200? ... Damn! I hate the kitsch with all my heart!

I'm really concerned about the side of bag I can get to put on when I see it. Oh yeah! I swear by God and all his entourage do not usually be so stupid, laconic, indifferent ...

What is happening Lord God Heavenly King?, Where was my ability to generate words everywhere, will it be that this woman has condemned me to idiocy for a while?, "it was time to get serious and bring happiness to my mother and my late grandmother? Oh Dad! Yes

Cupid, are a great guebón! At least let me know when you're going to get creative with your arrows mariconas to prepare psychologically and to intervene in the matter. Be serious buddy! I can not go to stupid shit while you transition of laughter for my stupidity worthy of film script cheap.

Fuck sick! I prefer to keep things simple for this nonsense and even more so knowing that the cause of this predicament is a woman worth. I'll tell you ...

Saturday, October 9, 2010

What Is Cervical Spine Mrilooking For

yes you can!

How I missed my beloved city of Caracas! Gondola rides Guaire lens after walking the sidewalks of Paseo huge Fellowship at the riverside. In this park, full of magic and green, was that marriage to Mariana asked so long ago. The tour finished it in 2018, immediately after completion of the project to clean water. At present, they may even be multi-colored fishes. It is a wonder! I can not understand how in the past decades this icon of Caracas was a vile and filthy sewer.

international chroniclers call Caracas: "The New Venice." Although Caracas, always cocky, we tend to bother with the terrible comparison. I would like Venice resemble our land! Damn!


also missed jogging and biking through the circuit of the Metropolitan Park, a haven that splits the city into two formed by the former Park East and what used to be the airport of La Carlota. Among the many majestic confess that what I like about the garden is the Unity Bridge, brand new double-arch structure that connects the two parts of the garden and has engraved in gold letters: "Santiago de Leon de Caracas." ;

Upon returning to my homeland, the adrenaline got me one million when I got to drive on the particular highway in Caracas. is strange, but sometimes it appears that the channels are too large for the fleet of the city. I could not stand the temptation to get involved in the Cota Mil and reached the Southern Ring Motorway, a way to get around the city in less than 20 minutes. Driving in Caracas is so simple!

While driving is one of my pleasures, it is always pleasant walk through the City of Red Roofs. Closed in 2022 over the historical vehicle of Chacao, Libertador and El Hatillo and in 2023 the project was completed that made the Sultana del Avila a huge boulevard. Why get the car? If you work or study away from our home just enough to make a comfortable and very punctual, a unit of Metropolitan Transportation System (GTS) or go to the repowering Metro de Caracas. Did you know that you can have breakfast in Caracas, a coffee mid-morning in La Guaira, lunch in Valles del Tuy and snacks great trip thanks to the Metro? Sure, the suburban routes use high speed trains.

Finally, Caracas is the branch of the sky ...

The center is a silver cup! Da like walking through these streets filled with tourists from all nationalities. The former headquarters of the National Assembly became the Ibero-American History Museum, the Palacio de Miraflores at the Museo de Arte Venezolano, marriages Calvary are things every weekend, the New circus used to carry out cultural events and not so cultural groups sopotocientos old buildings look like they were newly opened ... The climax of these changes was December 17, 2030 when Unesco declared the birthplace of the Liberator as Cultural Heritage of Humanity. The party was not normal! Music, spirits, food for free, female beautiful ruffled ... However, the most beautiful fireworks show were made in Venezuela . View the sky tinged with yellow, blue and red is priceless! The celebration was in Simon Bolivar Paseo, a complex that includes the Boulevard de Sabana Grande, Plaza Venezuela and El Parque Los Caobos and reaches almost to historic.

This tour is a must when visiting Caracas! Ultimate nightclubs, casinos, restaurants, department stores for all budgets, outdoor entertainment, fountains, bakeries and pastry shops. All open 24 hours! To safeguard those who frequent the resort is the RCMP, these gentlemen will give a special touch to the beautiful place and they delude tourists with their horses very elegant.

A half-way houses the Grand Central Plaza, the heart of cultural, commercial and civic of the city. In this space joins South American Convention Centre, the new ultramodern Hilton Caracas and Trade City. The important thing is that this land belongs to the Central University of Venezuela and, thanks to royalties for their rent, the house that wins the shadow has the best facilities, the leading research departments of Latin America and, by far the most important hospital of the hemisphere. Clinical Viva, dammit!

Ironically, although the UCV is recognized as shaper of knowledge par excellence, one of their greatest sources of income are guided tours of the City University "Carlos Raul Villanueva." Tourism is the oil of the new times! The "Carlos Raúl Villanueva" was added to the name of the facility after radical restoration that ended in 2021. No temporary sheds and all schools have their headquarters!

Can you tell I'm too in love with my Caracas? confess it hurt a little when in 2040 the capital moved to Federal City, a building located in the valley of Caura, Bolivar State, originally planned for a city government. Federal City and slash the two million people and a couple more if you count the three satellite locations: Liberty City Venezuela and New South City. Thanks to this great project, no longer Caracas slums and has just over three million inhabitants. Maracaibo, Valencia , Ciudad Guayana and Barquisimeto are significantly populated. However, despite having lost the qualification to be the most populous, the Sultana El Avila is recognized as the third metropolis with better quality of life of the globe, the second in public services, the best transportation system, the third most securely and, as always, the place of beautiful women. Oh God!

"Go to Caracas is like traveling the world of dreams," those were the words of John Donaldson, commentator star of the ESPN , on the occasion of the celebration of the Olympic Games Caracas 2036.
Oh yeah! I aguan eyes when I remember the ecstatic screams of the 90 thousand people attending the opening ceremony at the Estadio Monumental "Juan Arango" Venezuela, Venezuela, Venezuela ...! Cyclists crossing the tracks Caracas, racquets hitting the National Tennis Center "Nicolas Pereira of Petare. These Games will be remembered for eternity.

By far the most exciting thing was when Panchito venezolanísimo Hernandez won the gold medal in the marathon. My God! The spectators present at the centennial Olympic UCV voice lost its "Panchito, friend, people are with you" ... Kenyans could not believe it!

is regrettable to have to return to Paris go back to normal at the European headquarters of the Corporación Venezolana de Turismo. I want to move to Caracas, dammit!

But anyway, every time I say goodbye to leave off, I can not thank the members of the generation of my grandfather for having protested against the dictatorship of the early century and Venezuela have placed in its rightful place. They have earned the sky!

Certainly grandfather always tells me that I was imprisoned in his student days and who spent time pocotón appearing in court. is already old! Always inventing bullshit!


Sunday, October 3, 2010

Return Without Receipt

Without a fool!


A group of not so distracted moral young ladies were engaged to visit nursing homes of high society gentlemen. Why? Very simple! The little women gave away 20 minutes of conversation with the gentlemen looking to eventually leave at least part of their heritage. Some were more blatant, were left rubbing and related to the poor heart of oldies will accelerate and to stop once and for all. That is Venezuela!

What's going on with the blog? Am I dead and partying? "I was badly hit in Peru or the Eastern Republic of Uruguay? Not so! Simply my new powers do not allow me to frequently update this blog of life, it is difficult to find spare time for these trifles. confess I miss sharing with you the stories about the absurdity of my existence. What faggotry so horny!

Until a little less than a month I had a post-adolescent rebellion and was fully convinced that it was right to grow my hair long. Suddenly and for no reason, I came to their senses and decided to cut it myself because I found a lack of respect pay 70 Bs to an outsider to commit genocide with my dream of becoming a kind of spic Bisbal.

Everything was perfect, too perfect ... Until I got the bright idea of \u200b\u200basking a favor to my dad to give him a the capillary masterpiece and I sheared a disgustingly barbaric and savage way. My cries were heard throughout the valley of Caracas! My poor father did not know what to do and would only serve a fucking drink of rum and Coca Cola ... Who the hell told me that a PhD in Social Sciences would serve as a barber?

Finally, after receiving the vilest taunts of friends, family and coworkers, I decided to stay without a fool and a brand new bald look ... To my surprise, my look was a success and was well received by my many fans, which I reassuring because in the case of the inheritance right of theirs, and I was so bald as my father, as a crew cut will also be an option ...