Sunday, December 19, 2010

How Many Paracetamol To Kill You

Luisma The day went to the place of the bad girls

not misunderstand the title of the post before you finish reading it. I will not say names and will modify the facts will not to hurt feelings. Perhaps Benedict XVI and the College of Cardinals expel me from their anachronistic institution for this terrible lack of morality and decency. Yes, your server and a group of close friends as young executives who are, against all odds, went to one of these very exclusive places where women from the "gay life" dance as God brought the world and provide services As experts in the art of love. I'm not the hope of humanity! But it goes! Let me take the story ... well



The stroke of midnight Saturday, after arriving dinner with my dear Maria Victoria , I prepared to go to bed like a good old I am. The accumulated fatigue is a very horny sheath! In this, as if it were a call from the devil himself, a guy called me to propose to celebrate his birthday in a select club of women's moral distracted. At first I was not convinced, I confess I had never gone to one of these places, but due to the high power of conviction of colleague I had no other to accept. Anyway, I dressed up as decent people and got the maximum cash he was willing to spend on such trivialities. No more than 1000!

I assume my discomfort to enter the site, was as nervous as the first time I bought a condom. We sat at a table and asked for a costly service. Since the damage was done! But who's afraid? To this, I at least I had only planned to spend a while chatting with friends while watching the show. Everything was perfect, after the third whiskey and two shows featuring female who had nothing to envy to many participants of the Miss Venezuela , the initial discomfort was the pipe.

However, as night was to be a little more events, I was a teenager again when a of these girls sat me in the legs without any anesthesia. Oh Dad! What I have said my aunt, Eulalia? How do I remove this woman off without dying in the attempt? I played to be honest and forward pique saying: I will not provide more than two drinks! I'm not aware of that! Miss suggestive voice answered me: I love honest men! Do you have a girlfriend? ... - Should I? - I replied trying to be nice. The only interesting thing is that my vein was activated and I reached my journalistic interviewing subtly valuable information to the ladies who tried, vain thanks to Providence, leaving us bankrupt seduce.

Useful


  • In a bad month, the least graceful can earn up to 15 000 Bs. The prettiest of the group gets an average of 40 000. I do not want to imagine how the income of the dancing in the pipe!
  • have permitted to show something while chatting with customers. In the event that the madam, or the camera system, can be discovered, fines without pain in his soul. 1000 Bs for his chest!
  • Did he creative? Would you like to see at least the breasts of the girl? The only way is paying a private dance.
  • The dancita costs 100 but you must pay at least 3. Speculators!
  • Some charge by dust and other hourly. The negotiation is between the buddy and the client. The cost of the service is at least 800 Bs. For one of the normaluchas! In addition, you must pay the room that costs 400 and give. Is it right to pay a minimum wage by sex? Yuck!
  • Prostitutes have to pay for their hair, make-up and taxi.
  • As expected, you can not use cameras, cell phones and any thing that can stop visual recording.
  • not allow them to exchange phone numbers!

We left the place almost at 6 in the morning. The girls had the absurd illusion that we would take to eat arepas. Claaaaro Yes! Already we were going to get into the car in this quartet of evil.

Finally, without intention to offend anyone, I think tontísimo , disgusting, empty and kind of fun to pay for sex. Please! In a country like Venezuela, which is full of beauties for all tastes are going to pay for sex? Bah! I assume that the shows are of high standard, there was nothing pornographic and grotesque as "spitting ice" and so forth. However, never change my skinny Maria Victoria for 100 of these dancers with perfect breasts and rear shock. What tenderness!

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