December 28, 2009. Holy Innocents Day . One of my best friends, which is certainly the hope of humanity for its high level of goodness, he parked his truck in front of his building in a well-known middle-class area of \u200b\u200bthe capital. The young man was preparing to leave something at home and then continue their journey through Caracas. In less than 15 minutes, without exaggeration, my friend returned and his vehicle was gone. A Very nice borrowed it and never returned.
The curious thing is that when the victim began to publicize the tragedy by social networks, with the illusion that someone you know has seen his prized truck, nobody believed him at all by this Fool's Day. confess I had my doubts, but, being a serious and responsible person, the author of the message, I finally understand that the situation was a hoax.
before learning of the tragedy set forth above, I dedicated myself to create controversy by publishing this simple and stupid decision on my Facebook profile: "My love, we are already three! I love you! ". My Aunt Eulalia spent two months hospitalized because always right, and very chaste, Luis Enrique had messed with that goofy girl, my cousins \u200b\u200bin Sweden called my mom and poor blood is up, my dad never stopped drinking and began to do the math, my grandparents had to leave their tombs to give me a lecture on contraception. Sheath was very horny!
The climax of the case came when my shift arrejuntarse asked me if I had a chance encounter, see wild unprotected sex with my ex-girlfriend very graceful and feared. The worst part is that I hesitated, I was filled with panic and even began to believe that all I really become a brand new father. Did I imagine Dad? What a beauty it!
After several hours of thorough consideration, in the end I had no other to reveal the truth and apologize for the terrible damage done to my kinsmen. I'm guilty! I deserve death!
Today, without intention to emulate the incomparable loss suffered by my friend, I had to disseminate through social networks who very kindly gave them to a highly educated young recently purchased my blackberry, my wallet, my cards and 300 Bs in cash. They me and I asked him, always so generous, he gave them without hesitation. My Christmas spirit has no limits! I am the hope of humanity!
not know, maybe I made the gift obligation in full April Fool's Day has to do with my evil deeds last year. Perhaps, will my Aunt Eulalia who stole my phone? Revenge is a dish best served cold!
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