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ANTV Viva! The most successful channel this nascent 2011

Happy 2011! It is assumed that the first entry should begin this new year with a tender phrase they crease the heart and awaken their most sensitive, warm and human. But what would that? Money?, "Fame?, Do you recognize?," Rejoicing?, "To be the godfather of one of their children? Bah! Let's play to be sensible, rather than fill their heads with honeyed profanity and useless, I hope this new cycle have enough money to not depend on a fucking half, good health to enjoy that dirty money and the best companies for that your life is full of rumba and Guaguanco. Trip! Fuck sick! By the way, how long should be given the happy year?

Let's talk a little TV

Venevision and Televen stink demons and Globovisión Venezolana de Television are the ultimate proof that Christian died journalistic fairness in this country, I Canal there, TVes is a kind of freak amorphous and without any sense and VIVE is ... What the hell is LIVE? Motivated to my previous statements, I dare to conclude that the space more attuned to the nascent 2011 will, no doubt and no argument, ANTV. Who dares to contradict me? The arrival of the opposition has become a phenomenon full of laughter, intrigue, gossip, love and hate!

ANTV The new programming

• recharged Interview: the controversial journalist Miguel Angel Rodriguez did not lose the opportunity of insulting - FIX: put evidence - the members of the ruling nobles. Could it be that after the debate will be a furtive kiss? You caught Miguelito!

• Wake Maria Corina!: who would not dream of waking up next to this mighty thin? In this program you will have a magical and explosive encounter with coffee and breakfast right. One hour you will not be enough! Does the space have problems with the Act and electronic media spring? Oh Dad!

• Mozilla is burned me! : Israel Sotillo, an expert in information and communication technologies and topics of Web 2.0, you can wander through the salient points of the digital universe. Because there is not only Internet, there is also Mozilla!

• Legislature and win!: the most successful game show in television history. Directed by the always eloquent, and relevant, Iris Valera and Fernando Soto Rojas. Deputies and Deputies will meet in a no rules fight to prove who is the real safe sex. Impels!

• Plata, sweat and tears!: an innovative project created with the intention to teach legislators at both the governing and opposition the art of raising your hand to win a millonamentazón if it will not pass any law fucking usual "signal?

• Who Wants to Be President?: Machado, Borges, Diosdado (under the pseudonym "Yotejodoporlaespalda") Radonsky Carriles, Lopez, Ledesma, Pablo Perez, Henry Falcon, the lost soul and the body Caldera Carlos Andrés frozen, will face the most difficult challenges posed by the ruthless Lord Candanga. Only one of them will be eligible for the 2012 elections. Will they survive? Perhaps, the end of the world is near?

• The Return of the Negro from Batey: Aristobulus dancing, singing and gives you the best fashion advice, runway, trends, fitness, nutrition, etiquette and good manners. Who better to teach you to be Aristobulus cool?

Assembly
• Starring: 165 deputies, a scenario, 1500 cameras scattered throughout the landmark building, zero censorship. Participants and participants will be locked for 6 years, with the right to re-election indefinitely, in the Legislative Palace and will fight against the terrible temptation to skip the talanquera.

• Maria Corina at night ...: talk show animated by the always beautiful congresswoman. The lady can wander through the hottest events and hot topics of the National Assembly. Want to know what happens in the bathrooms of Congress? Did you know that some MP saved dildos in her seat to relax after the special meetings? Did you know that more than one representative is addicted to destructive focaína? Read everything in Maria Corina night ...!

• Wild On! Chamber: encouraged by Diosdado Cabello, one of the richest men in this country - After Maria Corina Machado and family - and possessor of the most beautiful eyes of the National Assembly. Our brand new members, after debating for hours without reaching any agreement, become the floor in an area of \u200b\u200bwild rumba, alcohol and sex everywhere. Daring the late Cinema RCTV to fall short much porn!

Do I have or I have no reason? ANTV "is not a wonder? Who would have thought that Venezuela would become a true audiovisual material exporter of high bill? Who said oil?

Suggestions welcome for new programs!